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85k Level 1 -Super Dope Level 1 Isolation Gowns

ehem

On the ground in LA at our freight forwarder!!!!

But seriously,

who has ever seen such a magnificent gown in their entire life???

It's an absolutely Spaaaaaccktacular Level 1 Isolation Gown!!!!

When I personally look at it .....a few great words come to mind...

Sleek

Strong
Submit
Protective (up to a level 1 to be exact)

Sheer

30 GSM

Polypropylene

Fashionable....... that may be a stretch... any-who....

What was your question?????

You: Does it have a Full Back?

Me: Does a Bear Shit in the woods? Of course it has a full back.... We only make the finest of gowns around my friend.....

You: But does it have elastic around the wrists?

Me: Do you normally insult people like this???? of course it has elastic... we wouldn't produce a gown with something silly like thumb holes... ridiculous!!!!

You: I bet it's that Shit Plastic stuff then...

Me: Stop it..... 30gsm Polypropylene (non-woven....like your mamma....(that never gets old for some reason)

On top of that it's lightweight, sleek fit,

at a price that...

well

you simply can't beat!

In fact..... I call it the unicorn......The Level 1 Unicorn!

Anyways.......

We are super sad to see this nice little Level 1 Isolation Gown go...

Not sure we can find another one quite like it... good news is we have 84,999 more of these little beauties..

and I suppose we can always sell her off or trade her in for a new one....

what?!?!?

The Gown idiots... not the girl... (she's a liability...SHHH)

Listen, she treated the family good...

it's time for this gown to make her way to another home....

Time to spread your wings and fly gowns....

Fly far far away

and in exchange, find someone to find me between

3.50 to 3.99 (range based on quantity)

Here are a few ideas that worked well for me!

Circulate the flyer - call your kids... .call your wife.....

If you need the Flyer....

Take it... it's Damn nice.. right 

and yes...

if you are going to sell it someone else after you buy her from us..... we understand.... you can use our flyer....

I digress....

here is a few awesome places I have personally found a few million laying underneath the couch cushions..

facebook groups, linkedin groups, whatsapp groups, Tons of groups to circulate ---- if you are not marketing in those groups..... you ain't trying.....

Let's go sell some gowns....

and

some cloth facemasks.

These little suckers are selling right off the shelves... get in before I change up the distribution plan... trust me...trust me
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